To Be A Main Character

There are some days that even the darkest of main characters strike my fancy, and I see great things about being them. Today is Jack from Bioshock.

Now, my reasoning is off tilt, just a bit here, so hear me out. Storyline, telepathic and telekenetic abilities aside, I just want the phrase conditioning of Jack's. It seems like a horrible thing to want, to be brainwashed that way, but at least if I had that, then when people wanted to push me around, they'd at least have to be polite. Is that so hard? If you're going to give me directions and tell me what to do, at least be classy and say it like you would to Jack Wynand.*

*Results may vary.