I can hardly wait

I can't wait until my generation gets about twenty to thirty years older. Why?

Things my generation has done-
1- Tattoos- Before us, tattoos were okay, but they weren't that popular. We are the ones that are getting the most outrageous, inappropriate tattoos that anyone can have. Think of your favorite tv show, video game, or cartoon and google it as a tattoo, you'll find ridiculous tattoos that no one should ever have, let alone a 50 year old. Good luck explaining who Lady Gaga was and why she's on your thigh to your grandkids.

2- Piercings. We don't just pierce our ears, we go into body modifications and get things pierced, gauged, stretched and all sorts of things that don't age well with time. It's going to be good.

3- Dead babies. There has been a recent trend in America to not vaccinate your children because they think that autism is an occasional side effect of vaccination. This means that children are no longer vaccinated from deadly diseases or life altering diseases. I can't wait until kids start dying, transferable diseases start killing hundreds, and parents that were too stupid to research their own information suddenly don't have an autistic child, as well as a child that is alive. It's a bit harsh, but some of the ignorant things they say just irks me. It's like the idiot that failed out of high school said something about science, and because it sounds interesting everyone is going to believe them over the person who has their doctorate and specializes in immunology. Seriously, if I read one more thing about how the people in charge are giving us immunizations and vaccinations just to exercise their power and there is no actual benefit within them, I'm going to smack someone. Ignorant things like this, where people do not know the difference between immunizations and vaccinations make me see red and I want to see the person fired from whatever job they have and sent back to basic English courses in high school that they slept through.

Just for you, I can't wait until your child gets the measles and you have to deal with your child looking like this- 

Yeah, that's going to be fun. Just to point out to everyone one more time, relationships and causality has yet to be proven between vaccinations and autism. The reason that autism is noticed at the same time as vaccinations is that vaccinations are given at set points within a child's development. Up to the point of about the 9th month, children all progress at around the same rates. You can't tell if your child has autism before then because they are developed as much. Just because you noticed your child with autism symptoms around the same time of the vaccination does not mean that the vaccination caused the autism, it means that they happened around the same time. Are you also going to blame the weather? This is Addison's first snow storm, so anything that goes wrong (or right) in her life, I can now blame on the snow? She's walking because it snowed. She's fussy because it snowed. She liked bananas now, but not last week, because of the snow. Or to get really outlandish in this example, it snowed here so that's why Mandella died. Hey, they happened at the same time, so they must be related.