Dream Big

It's your lucky day! This one is more for me than it is for anyone reading. Here's all of the job's that I want to apply to. Instead of opening up 1,000 tabs, I'm going to just start copy pasting the urls in here so that I have a comprehensive list.

Just a heads up so you know what's going on, this started with over 140 jobs, and as I apply to them/filter my way through them, I'm removing them from the list. Just know that I started at 140+ and then throughout the list every 20 I put a marker on how many are left to do. 

As previous ranted about, I'm skipping over all of the jobs asking me to mail things in to them. Call me a tech snob, but I just don't have the time, or the ability, to print everything out that they want, and then mail it out to 100 different schools.

Fun side note, I'm applying to more schools to get a job than I applied to get my undergraduate or graduate degrees combined.

https://jobopenings.triton.edu/applicants/jsp/shared/frameset/Frameset.jsp?time=1414039634765

Just need to get the teaching philosophy on this one.

Go here for help on teaching philosophy

http://www-westwood-edu.careerliaison.com/why-westwood/about-us/job-openings



Need to apply when they're not doing server maintenance.

Only 100 more to go!

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175918189&Title=Lecturers%20%2F%20English

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175953916&Title=English%20Composition%20Instructor

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175959750&Title=Assistant%20Professor%20-%20English%20%28Multiple%20Positions%29

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175951857&Title=Associate%20or%20Full%20Professor%20-%20English

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175968369&Title=Adjunct%20Instructor%20-%20Technical%20Writing

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175960918&Title=Assistant%20Professor

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175960113&Title=Assistant%20Professor%20-%20Fiction

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175846009&Title=Adjunct

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175845520&Title=Adjunct

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175945662&Title=Assistant%20Professor%2C%20Creative%20Nonfiction%2FFiction

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175948626&Title=English%2C%20Full-Time%2C%20Tenure-Track%2C%20Assistant%20Professor

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175926169&Title=English%20Composition%20Adjunct%20Professor

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175959930&Title=Writing%20Instructor%20%28Adjunct%20Position%29

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175945614&Title=Assistant%20Professor%20of%20English%2C%20Creative%20Writing

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175952770&Title=Assistant%20Professor%2C%20English%20Composition%20%26%20Rhetoric

Only 80 more to go!

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175920115&Title=Assistant%20Professor%20or%20Associate%20Professor%20in%20Creative%20Writing

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175943595&Title=Assistant%20Professor%20-%20English

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175962540&Title=Assistant%20Professor%20-%20English%20Department

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175962024&Title=Assistant%20Professor%20of%20Writing%20-%20Fiction%20and%2For%20Creative%20Nonfiction%20%2F%20Writing

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175862512&Title=Adjuncts%20-%20Writing%20Arts

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175841241&Title=Adjunct%2C%20English

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175964235&Title=Assistant%20Professor%20of%20English

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175964027&Title=Lecturer%20of%20English%20Composition

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175957271&Title=Lecturer%20of%20English%20Composition

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175946069&Title=Adjunct%20Instructor-English

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175960287&Title=Assistant%20Professor%20of%20Writing

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175961255&Title=Assistant%20Professor%2C%20Writing%20Arts%20-%20Full%20Time%20Tenure%20Track

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175961254&Title=Assistant%20Professor%2C%20Writing%20Arts%20-%20Full%20Time%20Tenure%20Track

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175907823&Title=Adjuncts%20-%20English

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175962698&Title=Instructor%20of%20English

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175945475&Title=Associate%20Professor%2C%20English

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175952801&Title=Assistant%20Professor%20of%20English

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175954583&Title=Professor%20of%20Undergraduate%20Writing

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175963838&Title=English%20Instructor

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175951524&Title=Assistant%20Professor%20of%20English%20-%20Fiction%20Writing

Only 60 more to go!

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175956534&Title=Assistant%20Professor%20of%20Creative%20Writing%20-%20Creative%20Writing%20Programs

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175941799&Title=Assistant%20Professor%20-%20Creative%20Writing

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175969726&Title=Associate%20Professor%20-%20Composition%20%26%20Rhetoric

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175969702&Title=English%2FWriting%20Faculty%20-%20FY15-15

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175967406&Title=Adjunct%20Faculty%2C%20Composition%20and%20Literature%2C%20Spring%202015

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175947553&Title=Tenure%20Track%20Assistant%20Professor-%20English

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175945905&Title=Tenure-Track%20Assistant%20Professor%2C%20Composition%20and%20Rhetoric

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175950026&Title=Assistant%20Professor%20in%20English

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175945138&Title=Assistant%20Professor%20of%20English

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175951743&Title=Writing%2C%20Undergraduate%20School%20-%20Adjunct%20Faculty

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175942251&Title=English%201%20Adjunct%20Faculty

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175944431&Title=Assistant%20Professor%2FRhetoric%20and%20Composition%2C%20Department%20of%20English

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175804002&Title=College%20Level%20Writing%20and%20Research%20for%20%20Writing%20-%20Kentucky

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175702961&Title=Adjunct%20Faculty%20Instructor%20for%20College%20Level%20Writing%20and%20Research%20for%20Writing%20-%20Kentucky

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175949334&Title=Associate%20Professor%20%28Job%20Id%3A%20UL240%29

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175959249&Title=Assistant%20Professor%20of%20English

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175963752&Title=Associate%20or%20Full%20Professor-%20Rhetoric%20and%20Composition

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175969918&Title=Adjunct%20Instructor%20-%20English

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175965732&Title=English%20Instructor

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175970158&Title=Assistant%20Professor%20of%20English%20-%20Professional%20Writing

Only 40 more to go!

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175943460&Title=Online%20Instructor%3A%20%20English%20Composition

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175945161&Title=Assistant%20Professor

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175887990&Title=English%20Instructor%20-%20Adjunct%20-%20Sterling%2C%20VA

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175955043&Title=Assistant%20Professor%20of%20English

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175926326&Title=Instructor

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175949899&Title=Assistant%20Professor%2C%20Professional%20Writing%20and%20Rhetoric

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175923871&Title=Tenure-Track%20Assistant%20Professor%2C%20Creative%20Writing%20Nonfiction

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175960206&Title=English

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175960140&Title=English

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175960861&Title=English%20Faculty%20-%20Adjunct

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175958435&Title=Assistant%20Professor%20of%20English%20-%20Creative%20Nonfiction

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175969708&Title=Writing%20Position

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175946761&Title=Assistant%20Professor%20of%20English

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175939767&Title=Assistant%20Professor%20of%20English

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175952968&Title=Instructor%2FAssistant%20Professor%20-%20Writing%20Specialist

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175969851&Title=Assistant%20Professor%20of%20English

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175959603&Title=Assistant%20Professor%20of%20English

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175968372&Title=Adjunct%2FAffiliate%20in%20English%3A%20First-Year%20Courses

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175946124&Title=Assistant%20Professor%20of%20English

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175885324&Title=Assistant%20Professor%20of%20English

Only 20 more to go!

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175947380&Title=Instructor%20of%20English

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175957604&Title=Assistant%20Professor%20of%20English

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175956239&Title=Assistant%2FAssociate%20Professor%20Writing%20Center

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175948279&Title=Assistant%20Professor%20of%20English

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175963892&Title=Assistant%20Professor%2C%20Writing%20%26%20Literature

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175953630&Title=Full-time%20English%20Faculty

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175967840&Title=Assistant%20Professor%2C%20English-Rhetoric%2FComposition

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175961440&Title=Assistant%20Professor%20of%20English%20-%20Creative%20Non-Fiction

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175957412&Title=Assistant%20Professor%20of%20Writing%20and%20Rhetoric%20%28Professional%20Writing%29

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175970104&Title=Adjunct%20Faculty%20-%20English%20%28Brookhaven%29

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175966545&Title=English%20Faculty%20%28Mountain%20View%29

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175961653&Title=Instructor%2C%20English

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175889439&Title=Adjunct%20Instructor%2C%20English

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175831791&Title=Assistant%20Professor%20of%20English

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175964822&Title=Adjunct%20Faculty%20-%20Composition%20%28Fort%20Benning%29

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175961640&Title=Adjunct%20Faculty%20-%20English%20%28Fort%20Riley%29

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175956009&Title=Adjunct%20Faculty%20-%20English

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175949962&Title=Adjunct%20-%20English%20Professor

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175965623&Title=Assistant%20Professor%20of%20English

http://www.higheredjobs.com/search/details.cfm?JobCode=175963500&Title=Assistant%20Professor%20in%20English%20%28Creating%20Writing%2FFiction%29

Dream big right? If I do every single one of these applications, SOMETHING has to come back. If we're playing a numbers game, then this is the ULTIMATE way to play that numbers game. Even assuming I have a 1% chance of getting a job, if I apply to all of these, that gives me, according to the laws of averages, at pretty good shot at getting a job.

It's time to go big, because I'm not wanting to go home.